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[email protected] (Dan Keloid)

11/08/2003 2:09 PM

Mission to the Punknown! The Punfighters! Mawdryn Pundead! God help me!

and still... they come!

Braying debutantes with too much of daddy's money to spend on their
murderous habits terrorise West London in... The Sloanes of Blood!

Irritating Dudley Simpson tunes swirl around in your head - finally
you can take no more! You snap, flail wildly at everyone in your path,
run screaming through the streets of Paris, in... Ditty of Death!

Learn more about high tensile underground bracket engineering, the
maintenance of polycarbide drilling tips, and the concept of the
Eternal Recurrence in... Nietzsche from the Pit!

Did you notice the way he was limping as he came down the ramp of the
Power Complex? Let's see what havoc the Great Journey of Life has
wrought on those poor old hooves in... The Corns of Nimon!

Despite expensive weaves and extensions, gleaming underneath that
luscious leonine rug, surely there's something pale, something sweaty
shining through? Let's see the truth now Biroc, flip that wig and show
us your... Warrior's Pate!

Drug-running, spectrox toxaemia, slithering horrors in the bowels of
the planet, mercenaries, deformed psychopaths and corrupt business
tycoons - this planet has its downside, I'll grant you. But don't
judge us too harshly until you've got yourselves sorted for E's and
whizz, danced like a demented mudskipper and snogged some mad-eyed
bloke you've never met before because he said he liked your jacket
at... The Raves of Androzani!


...Must disconnect power supply... if I can just... switch off...
computer...

idea for enigmatic box of strawberries allied to 'Trial of a Time
Lord' story taking shape...

...must *resist*!


Dan Keloid


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Mp

"MHW"

in reply to [email protected] (Dan Keloid) on 11/08/2003 2:09 PM

12/08/2003 6:48 AM

Dan Keloid <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]

> and still... they come!
>
> Braying debutantes with too much of daddy's money to spend on their
> murderous habits terrorise West London in... The Sloanes of Blood!
[snipped for brevity]

You've been watching Timelash again, haven't you?

--
MHW

SW

"Scott Wortley"

in reply to [email protected] (Dan Keloid) on 11/08/2003 2:09 PM

17/08/2003 12:37 PM

While incarcerated and with the assistance of the prison governor the Master
attempts to co-ordinate a noble yet warlike species' takeover of Earth
through encouraging attacks on crops across the globe (while concentrating
on a small part of southern England) in The Seed Weavils. The sequel to
Doctor Who and the Soilurians.

Trip to dentist goes awry as TARDIS lands in herd of wildebeest in The
Gnufighters.

Cybermen plan to take over earth through creating devilishly tricky flat
pack furniture (and poisioning sugar) in The Homebase.








tS

in reply to [email protected] (Dan Keloid) on 11/08/2003 2:09 PM

12/08/2003 1:57 AM

<all previous post snipped for safety reasons ;) >

U2 guitarist emulates Jimi Hendrix....
The Edge of Destruction


Proud Volkswagen owner points out his vehicle in the car park.....
My Car the Polo


Man spends hours searching under scatter cushions for British Leyland
key fob......
The Keys of Marina


Acid rain pours from the skys, burning the skin of everyone
below......
The rain of Terror


A project plan was neatly stapled to every document in the room. He
suddenly realised that he was on the......
Planet of Gants



The Dr was in London, but somehow it looked different. A huge
landscape was deserted of all human life. Looking up at the mishapen
face of Big Ben he suddenly realised.......
The Dali invasion of Earth


The Dr wandered through the potting shed, his companions pointing out
the various implements. Yes they were in......
The Spade museum


All this, and I havn't even got to the 3rd series........

dT

[email protected] (The Doctor)

in reply to [email protected] (Dan Keloid) on 11/08/2003 2:09 PM

11/08/2003 4:35 PM

In article <[email protected]>,
Dan Keloid <[email protected]> wrote:
>and still... they come!
>
>Braying debutantes with too much of daddy's money to spend on their
>murderous habits terrorise West London in... The Sloanes of Blood!
>
>Irritating Dudley Simpson tunes swirl around in your head - finally
>you can take no more! You snap, flail wildly at everyone in your path,
>run screaming through the streets of Paris, in... Ditty of Death!
>
>Learn more about high tensile underground bracket engineering, the
>maintenance of polycarbide drilling tips, and the concept of the
>Eternal Recurrence in... Nietzsche from the Pit!
>
>Did you notice the way he was limping as he came down the ramp of the
>Power Complex? Let's see what havoc the Great Journey of Life has
>wrought on those poor old hooves in... The Corns of Nimon!
>
>Despite expensive weaves and extensions, gleaming underneath that
>luscious leonine rug, surely there's something pale, something sweaty
>shining through? Let's see the truth now Biroc, flip that wig and show
>us your... Warrior's Pate!
>
>Drug-running, spectrox toxaemia, slithering horrors in the bowels of
>the planet, mercenaries, deformed psychopaths and corrupt business
>tycoons - this planet has its downside, I'll grant you. But don't
>judge us too harshly until you've got yourselves sorted for E's and
>whizz, danced like a demented mudskipper and snogged some mad-eyed
>bloke you've never met before because he said he liked your jacket
>at... The Raves of Androzani!
>
>
>...Must disconnect power supply... if I can just... switch off...
>computer...
>
>idea for enigmatic box of strawberries allied to 'Trial of a Time
>Lord' story taking shape...
>
>...must *resist*!
>

Have you been struck by a matrix virus?
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Society MUST be saved! Extremists must dissolve.
Manchester (LOSERS) United, Liver(LOSER)pool and (N)Everton to be relegated this season in the EPL.

sD

[email protected] (Dan Keloid)

in reply to [email protected] (Dan Keloid) on 11/08/2003 2:09 PM

12/08/2003 7:48 AM

[email protected] (Sedge) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> <all previous post snipped for safety reasons ;) >

likewise! ;^)

> The Dr wandered through the potting shed, his companions pointing out
> the various implements. Yes they were in......
> The Spade museum


This would actually be more interesting than what we saw on the telly!



Dan Keloid


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