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[email protected] (Dan Keloid)

05/07/2003 5:40 PM

21st Century Target and their 'evil Doctor' series

More 'Dark Doctor' titles "in preparation" from 21st Century Target:

(all words sourced from the back covers of Target paperbacks)


***Doctor Who and the Terror of the Death Invasion

The Doctor walked slowly forward and aimed his gun with a great roar
of anger. 'Well bless my soul,' said the Brigadier. 'The whole of the
colliery is in danger!'
The Doctor is seeking a bitter and deadly revenge against the Welsh.
Terror and panic spread as UNIT is smashed into the sea by a
mysterious force... the Doctor? Crouched beside the shore, the Doctor,
his savage jaws dripping with blood, pointed triumphantly. 'It's
happening, Brigadier! Wiped out by a deadly swarm of green dinosaurs!'
Strangely reluctant to assist is OMEGA. Once a Time Lord, now exiled
to a small Welsh mining village, he emerges from the disused colliery
covered in fungus. Why is DOCTOR WHO suddenly part crab, part spider,
part octopus? The Brigadier and The Master, with Jo Grant in tow,
cross time and space and come together to fight a ruthlessly dangerous
enemy- the many tentacled Doctor!


***Doctor Who and the Devils of Doomsday

The evil DOCTOR has stolen the Time Lords' file on the horrifying Miss
Hawthorne, whose secret ceremonies are designed to blast whole planets
out of existence! The Brigadier and the local white witch Mr Magister,
with Jo Grant in tow, 'time-jump' to a luxurious castle prison on a
small planet in the year 2471, to investigate nervous breakdowns among
the staff of a submarine colony of Sea Devils. Strangely unwilling to
assist their enquiries is Wenley Moor underground atomic research
station...
Jo and The Brigadier (in truth the MASTER) are attacked by DOCTOR WHO,
a malignant Time Lord of cosmic proportions and indescribably hideous
appearance. The Doctor, with no hair and sightless eyes, is aided and
abetted by the evil Miss Hawthorne and a 40 ft. high diplomat with
frightful claws! The Doctor 'time-jumps' back to the 20th century so
as to assassinate Mr Magister and plans to conquer the Earth and
enslave humanity. What can The Brigadier and Jo (in truth the MASTER)
do to stop the biggest, most savage Time Lord that ever trod the
earth?

Doctor Who and the Abominable Web Warriors

Forty years the DOCTOR had been quiet. Then without warning he awoke -
and savagely murdered three tall, straight figures clad in silver
armoured suits, advancing across the ice with a slow, deliberate
step. The Doctor reached for his cobweb gun and a stream of bullets
sprayed across his peace-loving friends...
The world is held in the grip of the warlike second Doctor and faces
total destruction! Why are the friendly CYBERMEN found dead, their
faces smothered in cobwebs? With Jamie and Victoria in tow, the
Cybermen appear in Central London but fall into the hands of the
MENOPTERA who have come to rid Earth of the malevolent power of the
DOCTOR!
Strangely reluctant to assist their enquiries are the ancient ICE
WARRIORS. Their brains tired, the Ice Warriors, aliens from Mars, have
only one goal - to visit Barbara Wright and Ian Chesterton (in truth
the MASTER) at a cold, craggy Himalayan monastery. Will the Ice
Warriors strive to save the Earth from the mighty Doctor? And what is
more important, will they ever again see their native Mars?


Dan Keloid


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[email protected] (Dan Keloid)

in reply to [email protected] (Dan Keloid) on 05/07/2003 5:40 PM

07/07/2003 6:31 PM

[email protected] (Dan Keloid) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> More 'Dark Doctor' titles "in preparation" from 21st Century Target:
>
> (all words sourced from the back covers of Target paperbacks)
>
>
> ***Doctor Who and the Terror of the Death Invasion
>
> The Doctor walked slowly forward and aimed his gun with a great roar
> of anger. 'Well bless my soul,' said the Brigadier. 'The whole of the
> colliery is in danger!'
> The Doctor is seeking a bitter and deadly revenge against the Welsh.
> Terror and panic spread as UNIT is smashed into the sea by a
> mysterious force... the Doctor? Crouched beside the shore, the Doctor,
> his savage jaws dripping with blood, pointed triumphantly. 'It's
> happening, Brigadier! Wiped out by a deadly swarm of green dinosaurs!'
> Strangely reluctant to assist is OMEGA. Once a Time Lord, now exiled
> to a small Welsh mining village, he emerges from the disused colliery
> covered in fungus. Why is DOCTOR WHO suddenly part crab, part spider,
> part octopus? The Brigadier and The Master, with Jo Grant in tow,
> cross time and space and come together to fight a ruthlessly dangerous
> enemy- the many tentacled Doctor!

Ha-ha! I see what you've done there! Very clever,,,,

> ***Doctor Who and the Devils of Doomsday
>
> The evil DOCTOR has stolen the Time Lords' file on the horrifying Miss
> Hawthorne, whose secret ceremonies are designed to blast whole planets
> out of existence! The Brigadier and the local white witch Mr Magister,
> with Jo Grant in tow, 'time-jump' to a luxurious castle prison on a
> small planet in the year 2471, to investigate nervous breakdowns among
> the staff of a submarine colony of Sea Devils. Strangely unwilling to
> assist their enquiries is Wenley Moor underground atomic research
> station...
> Jo and The Brigadier (in truth the MASTER) are attacked by DOCTOR WHO,
> a malignant Time Lord of cosmic proportions and indescribably hideous
> appearance. The Doctor, with no hair and sightless eyes, is aided and
> abetted by the evil Miss Hawthorne and a 40 ft. high diplomat with
> frightful claws! The Doctor 'time-jumps' back to the 20th century so
> as to assassinate Mr Magister and plans to conquer the Earth and
> enslave humanity. What can The Brigadier and Jo (in truth the MASTER)
> do to stop the biggest, most savage Time Lord that ever trod the
> earth?

And another one! Wow... All this effort for a flippant but inspired
joke - and in the summertime too, when there's fuck-all activity on
the dw-mod group!

> Doctor Who and the Abominable Web Warriors
>
> Forty years the DOCTOR had been quiet. Then without warning he awoke -
> and savagely murdered three tall, straight figures clad in silver
> armoured suits, advancing across the ice with a slow, deliberate
> step. The Doctor reached for his cobweb gun and a stream of bullets
> sprayed across his peace-loving friends...
> The world is held in the grip of the warlike second Doctor and faces
> total destruction! Why are the friendly CYBERMEN found dead, their
> faces smothered in cobwebs? With Jamie and Victoria in tow, the
> Cybermen appear in Central London but fall into the hands of the
> MENOPTERA who have come to rid Earth of the malevolent power of the
> DOCTOR!
> Strangely reluctant to assist their enquiries are the ancient ICE
> WARRIORS. Their brains tired, the Ice Warriors, aliens from Mars, have
> only one goal - to visit Barbara Wright and Ian Chesterton (in truth
> the MASTER) at a cold, craggy Himalayan monastery. Will the Ice
> Warriors strive to save the Earth from the mighty Doctor? And what is
> more important, will they ever again see their native Mars?

I liked the bit where you used the same phrases all over again, that
was really funny. Dan you're a scream. Fancy a shag?

> Dan Keloid

dD

[email protected] (Daibhid Ceannaideach)

in reply to [email protected] (Dan Keloid) on 07/07/2003 6:31 PM

08/07/2003 11:15 AM

>From: [email protected] (Dan Keloid)
>Date: 08/07/03 01:31 GMT Daylight Time

>[email protected] (Dan Keloid) wrote in message
>news:<[email protected]>...

<snip>

> Dan you're a scream. Fancy a shag?
>
>> Dan Keloid

Dare I do a "fanwank" gag here?

No, I think I probably daren't...
--
Dave
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