The Rani stands in the console room of her TARDIS,
accompanied by her henchman, watching the images of the first
two Doctors swirling in the air around her.
	"Pickled in time, like gherkins in a jar," the Rani exclaims
triumphantly.
	"Mistress Rani, the time tunnel is ready to receive its
first guests," the Rani's henchman announces.
	"Proceed." She looks at the two floating images. "Fated
to wander a dismal corner of the universe for twenty years;
helpless, paralysed. It'll drive them insane!" The images of
the first Two Doctors are sucked into the massive Time Tunnel
lurking in space near the Rani's TARDIS.
	[Doctor Who theme and introduction plays]
	The Fourth Doctor is standing in the middle of a
swirling vortex of colour, a microphone in front of him.
	"Mayday! Mayday! This is an urgent message for all of
the Doctors. It's vitally important that you listen carefully to
me, for once. Our whole existence is being threatened by a renegade
Time Lord known only as the Rani. She hates me! She even hates
children! Two of my earlier selves have already been snared in
her vicious trap-- the grumpy one and the flautist, you
remember. She wants to put us out of action, lock us away in a
dreary backwater of London's East End, trapped in a time loop in
perpetuity. Her evil is all around us! I can hear the heartsbeat
of a killer! She's out there somewhere! We must be on our guard
and we must stop her before she destroys all of my other selves!
Oh! Oh! Good luck, my dears!" The Fourth Doctor has a look of
desperation on his face.
	In the Rani's TARDIS, her henchman is putting in the
final roundels into two stasis chambers of sorts.
	"A Cyberman, and a Time Lord from Gallifrey," he
announces as he seals each respective creature in. "One more
specimen is needed, an Earthling. The menagerie is almost
complete!" The Rani paces quickly toward the console.
	"Time is literally of the essence!" The Rani flips a few
switches on the console. "The Doctor's remaining incarnations
are teetering on the edge of a precipice!"
	"You're obsessed! Don't forget what we've come here for."
	"Earthlings pose no threat to my technology, imbecil!
It's the Doctor I want out of the way!" The Rani remarks
fanatically.
	"Interception in five seconds, Rani." The Rani's
henchman flips a switch on the console, and the scanner screen
slides open to reveal the Doctor's TARDIS traveling through
space.
	"Although I will miss the challenge." The Rani has an
evil smirk on her face.
	"Three... Two... One..."
	"Activate!" A bright bolt of blue light comes out of
the Rani's TARDIS and strikes the Doctor's TARDIS, throwing
it violently off course.
	In the middle of some sort of garden with a huge
sailing ship in the water on one side, there is a wheezing
groaning sound as the Doctor's TARDIS materializes. The door
opens and the Seventh Doctor walks out, followed by Ace. The two
begin walking away from the TARDIS.
	"Oh to be in China, now that November's here!" The
Seventh Doctor exclaims happily.
	"When was the last time you had that junk heap in for
an M.O.T., Professor?" Ace asks.
	"Oh don't be cynical, Ace. The instruments are just a
little erratic, that's all."
	"Great Wall of China? It looks more like the Cutty Sark
to me!"
	"Hmm..." The Doctor stares thoughtfully at the large
sailing ship. "...Not a soul in sight!" They reach a trash bin,
and the Seventh Doctor picks up a newspaper which is laying on
the top of the bin. He glances at the date. "1973? I didn't set
the coordinates for 1973!" Ace looks around.
	"Oy! Is anybody there?"
	"If I didn't know better, I could be convinced that
someone has deliberately taken us off course!" The Doctor
suddenly notices Ace looking at a sign on a nearby gate. The
sign reads 'Cutty Sark Gardens.' "Ace, what are you doing?" There
is a bright flash.
	Ace is standing in the middle of a crowded square,
'Albert Square' according to the sign, next to a man with curly
hair, wearing an appallingly tasteless outfit.
	"Hey, you're not the Doctor!" Ace exclaims.
	"Yes I am, Ace! We seem to have slipped a groove in
time. Where did all these people come from?" The Sixth Doctor
responds. He looks around a bit. "And where are we?" The two
walk through the street markets. Ace suddenly notices an
interesting brown jacket on one of the many coat racks on the
sidewalks.
	"Hey, Professor, look at this!" She runs over to where
the jacket is and starts taking it off the hanger.
	"All right, darling, special discount for you, seeing as
it's nearly Christmas," one of the salesmen remarks.
	"Oh, wicked!" Ace responds. Another saleswoman pulls
the first one aside.
	"Here, what do you mean discounts? This year's been bad
enough as it is without you giving things away!" She scolds
him.
	"Don't worry, about it, all right?"
	"Hey, do you like that, love?" The saleswoman asks
Ace. The Sixth Doctor looks at the jacket with disgust.
	"It clashes!" He exclaims, holding it next to his
outfit.
	"I tell you, they're going to be the rage in 1994," the
saleswoman comments. The Sixth Doctor suddenly has a grave
expression on his face.
	"Wha-" Suddenly there is a bright flash of light, which
cuts off the Sixth Doctor.
	The Third Doctor is standing in roughly the same
location, next to Melanie Bush.
	"What's happening?" Mel asks the Third Doctor.
	"Change! You, me, everything. It's as though someone is
rooting through my personal time stream," the Third Doctor
responds.
	"But what on Earth for?"
	"Earth? Yes." The Third Doctor walks up to someone at
one of the fruit stands. "Excuse me, my good woman, but what
year is this?" The woman suddenly notices a boy stealing an
orange.
	"Oy, you! Come back here! He's just nicked an orange!"
She exclaims. Her friend turns to her.
	"Well shouldn't your Martin be looking after the store?"
She asks her.
	"He's never here when you want him. I wish my Arthur
were still alive." She suddenly notices the Third Doctor handling
some of the fruit. "Hey what do you think you're doing? Stop
messing the goods about! Do you want to buy something or what?"
	"Well, considering the quality of everything you have,
madam, I'd say that your prices are rather expensive," the Third
Doctor responds. Mel, in the meantime, is looking over some of
the clothes.
	"I see flares are back in fashion," she comments to the
other woman. The woman walks over to her.
	"Yeah, everything from the last century seems to be
having a comeback. I just wish my looks were!" She remarks.
	"Last century?" The Third Doctor inquires.
	"Well, what year is this?" Mel asks.
	"Oh, don't you start! There's enough oddballs here as it
is!" The other woman responds.
	"Madam! What year is this?" The Doctor asks forcefully.
	"Two thousand and thirteen!" The two women respond
simultaneously. Suddenly there is another bright flash of light.
	The same two women, though much younger, are standing
in a similar market talking to each other. A young boy is next
to them playing.
	"Yeah, I can remember exactly where I was when Kennedy
was assassinated," one woman comments to the other. "But don't
tell Arthur!" The other woman laughs.
	"How long ago was that, then?" The other woman asks.
	"Well, it'll be ten years," the first woman responds.
	"No?" The woman asks in disbelief. She suddenly notices
the young boy, her son, messing about a bit. "Ian, will you
behave?"
	The Sixth Doctor is walking down the sidewalk with his
arm around Susan Foreman.
	"Well, who are you?" Susan asks the Sixth Doctor.
	"Precisely. I am the Doctor!" The Sixth Doctor
responds. Susan laughs.
	"Oh no you're not! You're nothing like my grandfather!"
	"I feel as though I've been pulled backwards through
time, and my companions are being drawn back with me." Susan
suddenly appears frightened. She looks around nervously.
	"Ian? Barbara?" She calls out. "Where are the others?"
She asks the Sixth Doctor.
	"Don't ask. Someone is trying to separate me from the
TARDIS, and knows my affinity for this planet." Susan appears
upset.
	"Where's grandfather? MY Doctor! The ORIGINAL!"
	"The inrush of time zones is designed to seal us all
together!" Suddenly, there is yet another bright flash of light.
	Sarah Jane Smith is wandering down a sidewalk, lost.
A woman walking next to Sarah, turns and began to talk.
	"My skin's been great since I started using all-over
sunblock," she comments to Sarah. "I think it frightens the
law."
	"Law?" Sarah asked incredulously. "Since when?" Sarah
suddenly spots the Third Doctor. She begins to run towards him.
	"Hey! Where you've been hiding, then?" The woman calls
out toward Sarah.
	Sarah catches up with the Third Doctor and begins to walk
with him.
	"Hi! I thought you'd be involved somewhere along the
line," she remarks to him.
	"Hmm.. What we're seeing here, Sarah," he pauses for a
second, "is the work of a genius. An expert in time distortion!
A time traveller maybe, and an ingenius operator."
	"Well then we must get back to the TARDIS, Doctor!"
	"It's at the other side of the river, I think. You know,
we seem to be flitting around in some sort of twenty year time
loop. 1973..."
	"Well, 1993..." Sarah caught on, and then realizes the
current implications. "...2013?!"
	"Yeah, well time distortion of this nature requires an
exact localized focus."
	"But why this street market in London?" The Third
Doctor stops and looks at Sarah.
	"This isn't the focus, Sarah."
	In the Rani's TARDIS, she is monitoring the Third
Doctor's conversation.
	"The wandering fools! They're getting too near the
truth." The Rani looks up at her henchman. "Release the
specimens!"
	The Fifth Doctor, Nyssa, and Perpugilliam Brown are
on a sidewalk. Suddenly, an energy bolt blasts the ground
near them. They jump back against a wall. Nyssa looks up at
the Doctor.
	"Feeding time at the zoo?" She asks.
	"And the companions went in two by two," the Doctor
responds gravely.
	"This isn't Noah's Ark, Doctor!" Peri exclaims. A
Cyberman and an Ogron are marching towards the group.
	"Maybe it is," the Fifth Doctor answers. He unrolls
his hat and puts it on. "When I say run, run... RUN!" The Doctor
makes a mad dash away from the Cyberman and Ogron, accompanied
by Nyssa and Peri. The Cyberman fires his Cybergun at them. The
Doctor looks around and starts running in the opposite
direction from his companions. "This way!"
	"No!" Peri cries out. The Doctor spins around and chases
after his companions. Peri runs up to a woman standing in the
middle of the square.
	"Look out! You've got to clear the streets, you're in
terrible danger!" She yells to the woman.
	"What's your game?" The woman asks, looking at Peri
strangely.
	"You've got to get away from here!" Nyssa reiterates.
	"Who says? You start shoving me around, you'll know
about it!"
	"It's no good," the Fifth Doctor shakes his head,
"they're in different Time Zones-- to them we're the strangers!"
The Fifth Doctor dashs away, followed by his companions.
Monsters appear in store windows and on street stands.
	The Fifth Doctor is wandering around aimlessly.
	"Have you any idea where we're going?" Peri asks.
	"Doctor, where's the TARDIS?" Nyssa inquires. The Doctor
runs for a park.
	"Twenty years back and three miles away! COME ON! He
shoves them past the gate into the park.
	At the other end of the park, they run to the gate,
which is locked with a padlock and chain. A menagerie of
monsters line the streets outside the park, including a Robot,
a Time Lord, an Ogron, a Cyberman, and many more. The Doctor
looks out across the street at the Queen Victoria bar. The Rani
stands outside with her gun aimed at them.
	"You can't escape, Doctor!" The Rani yells out. "Say
goodbye, Doctors! You're all going on a long journey! A VERY
long journey!"

	"You can't escape, Doctor!" The Rani yells out. "Say
goodbye, Doctors! You're all going on a long journey! A VERY
long journey!"
	The Fifth Doctor begins walking toward the Rani, followed
by the others.
	"The Rani. I take back what I said about an ingenius
operator being behind these time jumps," the Doctor remarks to
Peri and Nyssa.
	"What's going on, Doctor?" Peri asks. The Rani, in the
meantime, is walking toward them.
	"Who else could master such a difficult operation?" The
Rani remarks proudly. She looks over toward the group of
monsters. "Back to my TARDIS!" The Fifth Doctor suddenly presses
his hands to his head, and a look of intense concentration comes
over his face.
	"What are you doing?" Nyssa asks the Doctor upon
noticing this.
	"Why bother trying to summon up your remaining selves?
I've weakened you," the Rani remarks. Suddenly, there is a
bright flash of light. Now the Third Doctor and Liz Shaw are in
the park. The Rani spins around and aims her gun at the Doctor.
	"I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve yet, madam!
It's time for you to start losing!" The Third Doctor calls out.
	"You! Earth female! Come here!" The Rani points toward
Liz Shaw. Liz starts walking toward the Rani. The Third Doctor
looks at Liz in horror.
	"No, Liz. No, Liz, you mustn't," the Third Doctor
orders. Liz is still walking toward the Rani.
	"Leave this to me, I'll take my chances," Liz responds.
The Doctor comes up behind Liz to grab her.
	"No Liz!" Liz brakes into a sprint, running towards the
Rani. Liz struggles with the Rani to gain control of the gun.
Suddenly, a girl, Mandy, walks up to the Rani.
	"What are you doing? Leave her alone!" Mandy orders,
pulling Liz away from the Rani. Liz instinctively runs away, as
Mandy and her friend does when the Rani points her gun at them.
The Third Doctor looks on anxiously. Suddenly, a yellow
Edwardian roadster, Bessie, pulls up to the park, driven by
Captain Mike Yates of the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce.
Mike slams on the brakes and looks around, finally spotting
the Doctor.
	"Doctor! Come on! Quickly!" He yells to the Doctor. The
Doctor runs to Bessie, as Mike shoots the Rani's gun out of her
hands. The Rani immediately runs inside of the bar. The Third
Doctor hops into Bessie.
	"I can't thank you enough!" He exclaims to Mike. "Now
get me to the TARDIS! As quick as possible!" Acknowledging this,
Mike drives off. The Doctor taps Mike on the shoulder and points
skyward towards an incoming helicopter.
	Brigadier Lethbdrige-Stewart is sitting in a helicopter
in the air, looking down at Bessie driving up. The Third Doctor
jumps out of Bessie and runs to the helicopter, which has just
landed.
	"Brigadier!" The Third Doctor yells into the helicopter.
	"Come on, Doctor, not far now." The Brigadier extends
his hand to the Third Doctor, helping him into the helicopter.
	Aboard the helicopter there is a bright flash and
suddenly, to the Brigadier's surprise, the Sixth Doctor appears.
	The helicopter lands elsewhere, and the Brigadier and
the Sixth Doctor get out and start walking away from the
helicopter. The two have to talk very loudly to hear each other
over the raucous noise of the helicopter.
	"I'm finding it very difficult to keep up with all of
you these days, Doctor!" The Brigadier yells to the Sixth
Doctor.
	"Some other time, eh, Brigadier? Alas, there's no time
for pleasantries! I must find my young friends!" The Sixth
Doctor responds, while shaking the Brigadier's hand.
	"We'll speak soon, old chap! To all of you, I hope!"
	The Rani is pacing to and fro in her TARDIS.
	"I now have everything I want apart from one earthling.
My menagerie is almost complete. Prepare to re-materialize at
the center of the Earth Time Meridian: Greenwich.
	Two men walk into some sort of warehouse. One pushes the
door open.
	"I thought you said you locked it," the guy who opened
the door says to the other.
	"I did. Someone must've broken in," the other responds.
	"What's going on here?" One of them asks. Suddenly they
notice a figure crouching behind one of the cars.
	"Here, you! What's your game?" The figure stands up. It
is the Lady Romanadvoratrelundar, in her second incarnation.
	"I was looking for the Doctor, if it's really any of your
business," Romana answers, as she walks toward them.
	"Well you won't find him in here, he lives at number one
Albert Square over there." One of the men points toward the
Square. "I suggest you leave."
	"Have you seen the Doctor?" Romana asked him.
	"Yeah, Doctor Legg, he's the only doctor around here,
though."
	"Doctor Who?" Romana walks out of the warehouse, and
down a sidewalk. Outside of Vic (the Queen Victoria Bar),
Romana pauses for a second to look at something. Suddenly,
witnessed by a spectator, Romana is grabbed and dragged into the
bar. An evil woman's laugh fills the air, followed by the sound
of a TARDIS dematerializing. The spectator looks very confused.
	"Well, I've seen them thrown out of Vic, but, uh, never
dragged in!"
	The Third Doctor and Victoria Waterfield are walking on
the deck of the Cutty Sark.
	"I should be taking it easy, not bounding around like
some megaluthian slime skimmer," the Third Doctor states.
Victoria looks a bit frightened.
	"Who was that terrible woman?" she cries out. By now,
the Third Doctor is walking down the stairs leading off the
Cutty Sark.
	"Oh, it's the Rani! Her handiwork is behind all this
confusion in time. And now her control is beginning to break
down." The Doctor reaches the ground, in the garden, and spots
the TARDIS. "Ah, good, there's the TARDIS. Come on Victoria!"
The two enter the TARDIS, and it dematerializes.
	In some sort of courtyard, perhaps the Greenwich
Meridian,  the TARDIS rematerializes. The Seventh Doctor gets out
of his TARDIS in time to see the Rani's TARDIS materialize among
the pillars of a nearby walkway, disguised as an obelisk.
	"The Rani's TARDIS!" he whispers out loud. Leela walks
out of the Rani's TARDIS, looking slightly confused for a
moment. She looks around until she spots the Seventh Doctor.
	"Doctor!" She runs over to the Doctor.
	"I see she let you go," the Seventh Doctor responds.
	"Not before she cloned me, though. She's got a menagerie
of clones in there," Leela comments helpfully.
	"She's attempting to transfer a massive time tunnel,"
the Doctor explains, "to the Greenwich meridian."
	"She has a computer in there with genetic codes and
brain prints of every living creature in the entire universe."
Leela struggles to remember these details.
	"And with it, evolution is her's to control!" The Doctor
looks very worried. Suddenly, a thought strikes him. "Except...
What form were you in when she cloned you?" Leela stalled for
time. "Now think, it's very important." Leela suddenly
remembers.
	"Romana!" A look of excitement comes over the Doctor's
face when Leela says this.
	"A Time Lady! That means there are two Time Brains in
the Rani's computer!" The Seventh Doctor and Leela rush into
the Doctor's TARDIS.
	"It'll overload," a mysterious voice comments.
	Inside the Rani's TARDIS, her henchman are reading some
information from the console.
	"Thirty seconds until computer achieving full power
status, Mistress," the henchman announces.
	"Excellent!" the Rani remarks triumphantly.
	Back at the Meridian, the Seventh Doctor is still
there, but now with Ace and K-9. the Doctor hands Ace a piece of
equipment. Wires are strewn all over the place, some connected
to the Rani's TARDIS.
	"Hold this," he orders.
	"Twenty-five seconds, Master," K-9 announces.
	"I'm trying to override the Rani's computer and harness
the power of the time tunnel to pull her TARDIS in and not me,"
the Doctor explains to Ace.
	"I assume it's not as easy as it sounds," Ace responds.
	"Of course not!"
	"Twenty seconds," K-9 announces.
	"I must try and free my other incarnations!" The Seventh
Doctor presses his hands to his temples in extreme
concentration. "Join me," the Seventh Doctor says telepathically
to his other selves.
	"We must pull free," the voice of the Third Doctor
echos.
	"We must succeed," the voice of the Fifth Doctor
remarks.
	"Precisely," the voice of the Sixth Doctor agrees.
	"Good luck," the voice of the Fourth Doctor states. The
Seventh Doctor returns to reality.
	"Five seconds," K-9 announces.
	"K-9, activate the converter!" the Seventh Doctor
orders.
	"Three...Two..." K-9 counts down.
	"One... Here goes!" The Seventh Doctor flips a switch
on one of the pieces of equipment. There is a loud bang and an
explosion in the Rani's TARDIS. The voice of the Rani, screaming
'No' is heard as an aura surrounds the Rani's TARDIS, which
promptly disappears.
	The images of the first two Doctors escape the Time
Tunnel, and the Rani's TARDIS is sucked into the Tunnel.
	"What did you do to her?" Ace asks the Doctor. The
Doctor answers her while collecting the various bits of
equipment he took from his TARDIS.
	"Well, there were two Time Brains in her computer. And I
used it to propel her into the trap she set for me!"
	"So now your other selves are all free?" Ace asks.
	"Certainly I, I mean we, are difficult to get rid of."
The Doctor pushes open the door to the TARDIS and laughs.
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